Monday, June 13, 2005

NOT GUILTY!?!?!?!?!!!

Holy Murphy McJesus!!!

They found that lunatic Jackson not guilty on all charges. I thought for sure he was going to prison.
Well I guess the lesson from all this is: if you're going to commit a crime, make sure the only people who know about it have crappy records and are thus completely untrustworthy.

Its worked for all the little gray aliens that snactch rednecks for all their anal probing experiments.

1 comment:

Tamzilla said...

Californian juries are NUTS. They seem to only convict if they hear a confession, as in the case of the Menendez bros. (An exception would be Scott Peterson.) Robert Blake couldn't have shot his wife! He was looking for his gun! OJ didn't kill his ex-wife! He just beat the holy living hell out of her in the past! It's not like abusers are likely to kill their domestic violence victims! Michael Jackson couldn't be showing his "Human Nature" to little boys! He's no "Smooth Criminal"! He just sees God in the faces of little children, and sharing your bed with young boys who are unrelated to you is a loving and perfectly acceptable thing to do! Oy, whatever. If you believe that, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.

Perhaps too much sunshine, tofu, and sprouts makes one incapable of inference?

I think they should've convicted him for the fact that he said "doo doo feces" on a tape he recorded after his ordeal in jail in 2003. What kind of adult man says "doo doo feces" with a straight face?!

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